HE COMES WITH THE DRAMA!

[masterweaver]

GREETING PONIES! I am the eloquent, the amazing, the incomparable, the totally not conceited MASTERWEAVER, Teller of Tales and BARD OF AWESOMENESS!

Okay, a few thing you should know: I am a black leather robe, not a ghost. I have many. many ideas. And if any of you post a dismissive "Hi there!" or "Hello!" I WILL send a live colony of skreeprats to your home. Just saying.

[Princess Celestia]

Hello! Lay off on the skreeprats, I'm just a bit busy!

[masterweaver]

Oh, fine, but only because you asked and happen to be ridiculously powerful.

[Big-Macintosh]

Welcome to tha' site my cloaked friend! Hope I can stay out of your way, skreeprats really can mess up a farm, ya' know?

[masterweaver]

Thanks for the welcome! I'm sure your farm will remain untouched, I mean, I don't want to send these guys out.

(By the way, I'm a robe, not a cloak.)