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Post by Arcel/Mythic Swirl on Jul 21, 2011 22:32:37 GMT -5
Alright, no clue if this is the right place to put this and if it isn't, I am sorry and will gladdly move it.
The idea behind this... game I guess we can call it, is to come up some of the best(worst) examples of Pony Pick up lines you can, or if somepony used one on you, feel free to share it. Its a simple idea of silly preportions =D Even if you can't think of any, feel free to comment on ones you have seen, perhaps how you would react to them xD And now, some examples!
Earth Ponies: “If you were a field, I would Plow you all night long” “I might be a rock farmer, but that doesn’t mean I couldn’t rock your world”
Pegasus: “Are you getting ready for take off or are you just happy to see me?” “Want to join the mile high club?” (Not exclusively pony, but… takes on a whole new meaning with Pegasi)
Unicorns: “Want to see my Other horn?” “My horn is like a compass to my heart, and it lead me straight to you”
Any: “You know what they say about a pony with (a) big Horn/Wings/Hooves, don’t you?”
I appologize for that…... but I hope you enjoy it =)
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Post by rainbowdash on Jul 21, 2011 22:53:57 GMT -5
Earth Ponies "I feel a STRONG connection between us." "I heard you are a good field to plough up."
Unicorns "Is your horn BIGGER today? Or are you just happy to see me." "I would like to fetch my horn against yours. The Power is with me."
Pegasus "Your wings look lovely today. Don't you feel flighty now" "I never had a Pegasus before i heard they are sky-high"
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Post by Sugar Song on Jul 21, 2011 23:11:45 GMT -5
"You're my master."
Not strictly pony, but after those anons I think it's relevant.
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Post by Arcel/Mythic Swirl on Jul 21, 2011 23:13:17 GMT -5
Oh Celestia, that master thing.... never experianced it myself(being male helps, but there are some that think I am female), and I hope to god I never do, which is likely considering how much of a background personality I usualy am.
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Post by Big-Macintosh on Jul 21, 2011 23:23:51 GMT -5
Unicorns: "You've put a spell on me."
Pegasus: "Dash isn't the only one who can do the sonic rainboom."
Earth Ponies: "Just because I'm simple doesn't mean I'm not special. *Wink*"
Ha, this was fun.
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Post by Sugar Song on Jul 21, 2011 23:26:18 GMT -5
Unicorn: "You know what they say about the size of the horn..."
Pegasus: "I won't clear you in ten seconds flat!"
Earth: "How about a roll in the mud?"
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Post by Big-Macintosh on Jul 21, 2011 23:30:00 GMT -5
Unicorn: "You know what they say about the size of the horn..." Pegasus: "I won't clear you in ten seconds flat!" Earth: "How about a roll in the mud?" THE PEGASUS. Hahahahahahaha.
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Post by Arcel/Mythic Swirl on Jul 22, 2011 8:04:14 GMT -5
Oooh! I got one that will get somepony smited! To an Alicorn: "The Sun/Moon isn't the only thing you cause to rise"
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Post by typewryter on Jul 22, 2011 8:05:37 GMT -5
To a pegasus: Are you all as fast as Dash?
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Post by Princess Celestia on Jul 22, 2011 8:06:48 GMT -5
"HEY WANNA HAVE SEX?" That's the best Anon ponies ever give me.
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Post by Arcel/Mythic Swirl on Jul 22, 2011 8:08:01 GMT -5
Anon's really are bad pick up artists xD
To a Unicorn: "You as horny as you look?"
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Anon
Baby Foal
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Post by Anon on Jul 22, 2011 8:09:12 GMT -5
"I'm not a unicorn, but you're sure making me horny."
...That's all I got...
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Aurora Moon
Kid
auroras are the night's rainbows!
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Post by Aurora Moon on Jul 22, 2011 20:13:47 GMT -5
i think i know one RD could use. "wanna taste the rainbow?". *facehoof, snickering*sorry. nopony said it yet, so i had to. i got my own version. "wanna taste the northern lights?". XD.
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Post by Galaxiour on Jul 22, 2011 22:17:46 GMT -5
to any;
Is that in improperly worn saddle or are you just happy to see me?
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Post by Sugar Song on Jul 22, 2011 22:28:10 GMT -5
Unicorn speaking to a non-unicorn: "Wow, your looks are just magical! Do you have any unicorn in you? Would you like some?"
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