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Post by Arcel/Mythic Swirl on Aug 6, 2011 19:08:40 GMT -5
Granted, but now you inexplicably like nothing and the universe becomes just that.
I wish I could really dance.
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Post by iampinkiepie on Aug 6, 2011 19:12:16 GMT -5
Granted, but nobody likes it. I wish I had green eyes.
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Post by Spike on Aug 8, 2011 20:42:09 GMT -5
Granted, but you must have your eyes closed for as long as you live.
I wish I had a new computer
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Post by viciouschord on Aug 8, 2011 20:49:35 GMT -5
Granted, but it is from 1990.
I wish I could eat meat.
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Post by Big-Macintosh on Aug 8, 2011 20:54:34 GMT -5
Granted, but all you can eat is sheep meat.
I wish I was more clever.
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Post by eradose on Aug 8, 2011 22:42:44 GMT -5
Granted. But now you're too smart for your own good.
I wish you would not grant this wish.
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Post by Princess Celestia on Aug 9, 2011 4:08:56 GMT -5
Granted. Not granted.
I wish I had blue hair.
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Post by Spike on Aug 9, 2011 18:52:40 GMT -5
Granted, but it is invisible to everypony but you.
I wish I had a new working 3DS
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Post by eradose on Aug 9, 2011 19:22:19 GMT -5
I wish I had a new working 3DS Granted. The very next day you drop it, and it breaks. I wish I could get a girlfriend who is hot looking, dark, mysterious, wasn't a guy before, and is into me.
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Post by Spike on Aug 9, 2011 19:28:42 GMT -5
Granted, but after you meet her, she is kidnapped and you never see her or hear from her ever again.
I wish I had some fried tofu
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Post by iampinkiepie on Aug 9, 2011 20:16:06 GMT -5
Granted, but it is live and hairy. I wish it was under 9000
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Post by viciouschord on Aug 9, 2011 20:17:38 GMT -5
Granted, but it raises to over 9000 after five seconds. I wish I could travel in time to kill Hitler.
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Post by Princess Celestia on Aug 10, 2011 3:36:31 GMT -5
Granted. A new villain shows up and actually wins. We all die, including your parents, which creates a paradox because you can't have killed hitler in the first place.
I wish my brain didn't hurt now.
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Post by Arcel/Mythic Swirl on Aug 10, 2011 6:52:24 GMT -5
Granted, your now a brainless zombie, so no pain.
I wish I knew who done it whenever I played Clue.
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Post by Spike on Aug 10, 2011 20:04:38 GMT -5
Granted, but you're inflicted with amnesia 10 seconds after knowing who done it.
I wish I was a pony
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